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NO EXIT
NO ENTRY

Ok Ok everyone, here’s the director’s crop.

NO EXIT
NO ENTRY
DO NOT

@futzle I assume this is the special entry/exit for those people who simply have to press the red button when told not to.

Or RAM drivers.

Deborah Pickett

@allrite It’s Costco, the only parking spaces big enough for a RAM.